Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Jesus was put on trial by Pontius Pilate and he was sentenced to death. No malarkey! My father used to say, "It's written in the book of John that Jesus said he was willing to die for us. C'mon, man!" So Jesus was taken out and they nailed him to the cross and he died. See here, Jack, he died for us! Literally, he gave his life for us, and the whole world was changed that day. I'm not joking, folks, Jesus hung on the cross as a reminder of what true love looks like. I tell you what, it was a sacrifice that we can never repay, but we can honor it every day. What was that? Oh, right. So his body was placed in a tomb and then three days later, he rose again! That's right, folks, Jesus rose from the dead and defeated death! Excuse me, but don't ever forget that the power of love and faith will always get us through. Or uh, you know, not gonna happen.