Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Jesus was on his way to Galilee and he had to go through Samaria. So he stops at this well, and a woman comes up to get some water. Jesus says to her, "Can I get a drink?" And the woman is like, "What was that? You're a Jew and I'm a Samaritan. We don't get along." But Jesus says to her, "C'mon, man, if you knew who I was, you'd be asking me for water." And the woman is like, "You don't even have a bucket. How can you get water?" And Jesus says, "If you give me some water, you'll never be thirsty again." And the woman is like, "Well, I don't understand, but if you can give me that kind of water, then I want some." And Jesus says, "My father used to say, 'If you drink this water you'll never thirst again.' No malarkey!" Well, the woman is so excited, she literally runs back to town and starts telling everyone about Jesus. And then Jesus preaches in the synagogue. See here, Jack, it's been a long time since anyone's seen a miracle like this. Or uh, you know, heard a sermon like this. But I tell you what, Jesus is not gonna let anyone down. He literally brings this dead guy back to life. I'm not joking! Excuse me, folks, but that's what happened. And it was a miracle that changed this town forever.