• King James Version

    1. When therefore the Lord knew how the Pharisees had heard that Jesus made and baptized more disciples than John, / 2. (Though Jesus himself baptized not, but his disciples,) / 3. He left Judaea, and departed again into Galilee.

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, it's me, Norm MacDonald, here to give you a rundown of John 4. In this chapter Jesus talks to a woman at a well, and she goes back to tell the whole town about him. Apparently, Jesus is the only man she's ever seen who was able to tell her about her entire life story.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we have a Bible expert here with us to talk about John chapter 4. What can you tell us about it? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is about Jesus speaking with a Samaritan woman at a well.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, let's get to know you a bit more. What do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, Alex, I like to study the Bible. Alex (sighs): Ah, of course you do. Alright, go ahead. What does the Bible say about John 4?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up Marines! In John 4, Jesus runs into a Samaritan Woman at a well. Jesus asks her for a drink and she's like, "wait, you're Jewish and I'm a Samaritan. We're not supposed to be talking to each other.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Scripture, Batman! What have we here? Batman: Indeed, Robin! It appears that Jesus has just arrived in Samaria, and He's on His way to Galilee. Joker: Pfft, why would anyone want to go to Galilee? It's a boring, uneventful place!

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Jesus was on his way to Galilee and he had to go through Samaria. So he stops at this well, and a woman comes up to get some water. Jesus says to her, "Can I get a drink?" And the woman is like, "What was that? You're a Jew and I'm a Samaritan.

  • Donald Trump

    John 4 is a huge chapter! It tells the story of Jesus meeting a Samaritan woman at a well. It's a terrific story and many people are saying it's one of the most unbelievable stories in the Bible. Jesus asked the woman for a drink of water and she was totally shocked.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so John 4 is all about Jesus talking to a woman at a well. Lois: Oh, was it a romantic talk? Peter: Ha! Not even close. Jesus was actually trying to tell her about the living water that He can give.