• King James Version

    1. After these things Jesus walked in Galilee: for he would not walk in Jewry, because the Jews sought to kill him. / 2. Now the Jews' feast of tabernacles was at hand. / 3. His brethren therefore said unto him, Depart hence, and go into Judaea, that thy disciples also may see the works that thou doest.

  • Norm

    Hey, everyone, it's me, Norm MacDonald here with the summary for John 7. Well, Jesus is really stepping in it now, because his brothers are all like, “Hey, why don’t you go to the Festival of Tabernacles? That’ll show everyone how great you are.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, we're talking about John 7. What's goin' on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, in this chapter, Jesus goes up to the Jewish festival of Tabernacles and speaks publicly for the first time.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Okay, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a student of the Bible. I'd like to give a brief summary of the book of John, chapter 7. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, let's hear it.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, recruits! John 7 is about the people of Jerusalem trying to figure out if Jesus is the Messiah or not. Jesus says some stuff about the Temple and then goes off to Galilee. Later, he returns to Jerusalem and speaks at the Temple, and some people are convinced he's the Messiah, while others are still not sure.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, what is this? Robin: It's John 7, Batman! Batman: Ah, yes. I'm sensing something sinister in this chapter. What does it say? Catwoman: It talks about Jesus teaching in the temple and people's reactions to him.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. I'm not joking, I'm telling you: This is the chapter that talks about Jesus going to the feast of the Jews, right? See here, Jack, this feast was like a big party for the Jews, and it was a big deal.

  • Donald Trump

    John 7: Wow! Many people are saying, this chapter of the Bible is tremendous! Jesus is amazing and the haters and losers don't stand a chance against him. He's a bigly winner! So, the deep state and fake news are trying to make Jesus look overrated, but it's a hoax.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Chapter 7 of John. This is where Jesus heads to Jerusalem for the Festival of Tabernacles. Lois: Wait, he can't just go to a festival like that. Isn't there a whole bunch of controversy or something?