Folks, here's the deal. I just read the Bible, and I gotta tell ya—John 21 is no malarkey! Listen, Jack, it starts off with Jesus and the disciples fishing, but they can't seem to catch anything. Then Jesus tells 'em to cast their nets on the right side of the boat, and boom!—they catch a bunch of fish. See here, Jack—it's like my father used to say: if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. Am I right?

Anyway, Jesus tells Peter to feed His lambs, and then He asks Peter three times if he loves Him. C'mon, man, that's pretty intense, if you ask me. No wonder Peter's like, "Yes, Lord, you know that I love You!"

So then they have breakfast, and Jesus asks Peter if he loves Him again. I'm not joking—He literally asked him twice. What was that all about? I tell you what: it was a chance for Peter to show his devotion.

And that's not all! Jesus also tells Peter to take care of His sheep. Or, uh, you know—to keep 'em safe. See, Jesus wanted Peter to get back on track after he denied Him three times. Not gonna happen again, if I'm any judge. Excuse me, but that's a pretty important lesson.