Peter: Alright, so in John 21 Jesus is with some of his disciples and they're in a boat fishing all night and not catching a thing.

Lois: Oh, that's so sad. Like the time I saw Titanic and I had to eat an entire box of Junior Mints to make myself feel better.

Peter: Right, so Jesus then tells them to cast their net on the other side and they end up catching so many fish that their nets almost break.

Stewie: Wow, that's a real catch phrase. Like when someone gets a great deal on a TV, they say they caught a 'fishy' deal.

Peter: Anyway, so Jesus then cooks up some breakfast for them.

Brian: I love breakfast, it's like my favorite meal after lunch and dinner.

Peter: So Jesus then tells Peter 3 times to 'feed my sheep', and then he tells Peter to 'follow me'.

Quagmire: Ah, follow me. That's like when I'm trying to pick up chicks and I'm like 'Hey, come follow me'.

Peter: And then Jesus tells Peter that when he gets old he will be crucified and Peter starts to cry.

Lois: That's so sad. Like when I saw The Notebook and I had to eat a whole tub of ice cream to make myself feel better.

Peter: Yeah, so that's pretty much it. Jesus then disappears and that's the end of John 21.

Brian: Wow, that was quite a chapter. Like when I finish a really great book, I always say 'That was quite a read'.