Peter: Alright, so in John 1, we learn that Jesus was with God from the beginning, and that all things were made by him. All things were made through him and without him nothing was made.

Lois: Wait, so he was like the original creator?

Peter: Yeah, like the ultimate power move to get ahead of the competition.

Stewie: Oh, I get it! He was like the "Godfather" of the universe! That's why he's called "the father," right?

Brian: No, that's not it.

Peter: Yeah, it's more like he was the ultimate "Iron Man" of the universe.

Lois: Peter, you're missing the point.

Peter: Oh, okay. So, anyway, Jesus was in the world and the world was made by him, although the world didn't recognize him. He came to his own people, but they didn't accept him either.

Stewie: Yup, it's just like that old show, "Cheers" - no matter where he goes, nobody knows his name.

Brian: No, that's not it either.

Peter: Yeah, it's more like the classic movie "Forrest Gump" - no matter how hard he tries, nobody can seem to understand him.

Lois: Guys, enough with the pop culture references. Let's just focus on the story.

Peter: Right. So, basically, whoever believes in Jesus will have eternal life, and he gives them the right to be called children of God.

Stewie: That's like when they sing in "Frozen," you know - "Let it go!"

Brian: Okay, enough.

Peter: Alright, alright. So, basically, Jesus was the true light that gives light to everyone, and whoever believes in him will not remain in darkness.

Lois: Wow, that's really powerful.

Brian: Yeah, it really is.