Peter: Alright, so in this chapter we got a real doozy for ya. It's about a dude named Lazarus, who was dead and then Jesus made him alive again!

Lois: I heard about this one, it's like a real-life version of Weekend at Bernie's!

Brian: I don't think that works, Lois.

Peter: Yeah, it's a little more miraculous than that. Jesus showed up at the tomb and called out to Lazarus and he just walked right out. It was pretty dope.

Stewie: Aye, Jesus be doin' some crazy s**t, huh?

Peter: Yeah, and then all the people around there were like, "Oh wow, Jesus really is the son of God!"

Lois: Well, I guess that's one way to make a point.

Brian: Yeah, I mean it's a pretty impressive trick.

Peter: Alright, so that's John 11. In conclusion, Jesus is pretty cool.