Peter: Alright everyone, it's time for our Bible summary. This time we're looking at John 6.
Brian: Wait, I thought we were gonna watch the new season of The Bachelor?
Lois: No Brian, we're summarizing Bible verses.
Stewie: But I'm not even Christian!
Lois: That doesn't matter Stewie, this is still important.
Peter: Alright, so in John 6, Jesus feeds five thousand people with just five loaves of bread and two fish.
Brian: Wow, that's like when Thor used his hammer to make a sandwich in that one movie.
Lois: Brian, that didn't really happen.
Peter: Yeah, it's a miracle. Then Jesus walks on water, and even Peter gets out of the boat to join him, until he looks down and realizes what he's doing, and then he starts to sink.
Stewie: Like when I tried to walk on the pool and I fell in?
Lois: Yes, just like that Stewie.
Peter: Then after that, Jesus explains to everyone that he is the bread of life, and that he will give them everlasting life if they eat his flesh and drink his blood.
Brian: Wait, that sounds like a horror movie.
Lois: It's a metaphor Brian.
Peter: Then Jesus goes up to the mountain and prays, and the disciples get into a boat and head to Capernaum.
Stewie: Sounds like they're heading to The Krusty Krab.
Lois: No Stewie, that's not what's happening.
Peter: Anyway, that's John 6. Now let's go watch The Bachelor!