John 3: "Bigly" tells the story of Nicodemus, an amazing teacher who went to Jesus at night. He was sad! because he didn't understand the "Great Again" message of the Lord. Jesus explained that in order to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, one must be "born again," and Nicodemus was confused. Jesus explained to the "low energy" Nicodemus that one must be "born of water and the Spirit" in order to enter the Kingdom. Jesus even mentioned John the Baptist's ministry, saying that he was sent to baptize with water and that the one who comes after him will "baptize with the Holy Spirit and with fire". Nicodemus was so amazed at this "unbelievable" news that he asked, “How can these things be?” Jesus then explained that one must have the "spirit of God" to understand the spiritual things of God, and that physical birth does not grant eternal life.

Jesus then went on to explain that "many such cases" are true, and that God so "very, very" loved the world that he gave His only begotten Son, so that whoever believes in Him would have eternal life. Jesus also said that whoever doesn't believe in Him will be condemned, though He didn't come to condemn the world, but to save it. Nicodemus was "winning" with the Lord's wisdom, so he went away and thought about what Jesus had said.

The Lord then "tremendously" continued His message by talking about how the world is under the power of evil, and He mentioned His crucifixion and resurrection as proof of God's love. Jesus concluded His speech by saying that whoever believes in Him will not be condemned, even though "haters and losers" will call Him "overrated".

To sum it up: Jesus explained that one must be "born again" in order to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, and that God so "hugely" loved the world that He gave His Son so that whoever believes in Him will have eternal life. "Many people are saying" that it's an amazing message, and "God bless America" for it. Let's "make America great again" by accepting this message and believing in the Lord. "Believe me," it's no "hoax!" Let's all be "fine people" and accept the Lord's message.