1-8.

Lois: Alright, folks, let's get started! In Acts 6:1-8, the apostles had a problem. They needed to find some guys to serve tables and take care of the widows.

Peter: Ah, yes, the old "appoint someone to take care of the widows" conundrum.

Brian: Wait, isn't that the plot of the movie The Wedding Planner?

Peter: No Brian, that's a different kind of planner. Besides, this is the Bible, not a rom-com.

Lois: Anyways, the apostles chose seven men of good character to fill the positions.

Meg: Seven? That's so many!

Chris: Yeah, what would be the point of having seven people taking care of the widows?

Lois: The seven men chosen were Stephen, Philip, Procorus, Nicanor, Timon, Parmenas and Nicolas.

Stewie: Wow, that's a lot of N's!

Quagmire: Hey, I don't know about you guys, but I'd take seven of those N's any day!

Lois: Alright, alright, that's enough. So, the apostles gave these seven men instructions to serve tables and take care of the widows, and they were very pleased with the results.

Peter: Well, there you have it! The seven men made a difference and the widows were taken care of.

Brian: It's like that song says, "Seven men, seven men, seven men of God's own choosin'!"

Lois: Ugh, Brian, that's not even a real song.

Brian: Oh, yeah? Well, why don't you take your Bible and shove it!

Lois: Alright, that's enough everyone. I think it's time to wrap this up.