Lois: So, what did ya learn about Acts 28?

Peter: Well, Lois, it starts with Paul landing on the island of Malta. A bunch of people found him washed up on the shore.

Stewie: (interrupting) Yeah, like Tom Hanks in Castaway!

Lois: (rolling her eyes) Uh-huh. Go on, Peter.

Peter: Okay, so Paul helps them get through a rough winter and then they continue on their voyage. Eventually they make it to Rome, which is where Paul is supposed to stand trial.

Brian: (speaking up) Oh, like in Breaking Bad!

Lois: (sighing) Seriously? Go on, Peter.

Peter: Right, so Paul meets some Jewish leaders in Rome and eventually gets to preach about his faith. He spends two years in Rome, but never actually goes to trial.

Stewie: (excitedly) Just like OJ Simpson!

Lois: That's it, Stewie! You're done! (Stewie sulks off) Anyways, Peter, what did Paul do after that?

Peter: Well, eventually he was sent to Spain and then back to Rome, but he never made it. He was arrested and eventually sent to prison, where he died.

Brian: Wow, that's quite a story.

Lois: Yeah, it's certainly an interesting chapter.