Peter: Alright, here we go. In Acts 16, Paul and Silas travel to the city of Philippi.

Lois: Oh, like the movie?

Peter: Yeah, yeah. They go to a place of prayer and meet a demon-possessed woman who was a fortune-teller.

Cleveland: That's like that episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Peter: Yeah, yeah, that's, uh, that's the one. So, the demon leaves the woman and Paul and Silas get thrown in prison, but an earthquake breaks the prison doors open, and the jailer and his family come to believe in Jesus.

Stewie: Wow, that's like that time when I tried to get the T-1000 to believe in Jesus.

Peter: Yeah, yeah. So, the jailer and his family get baptized and Paul and Silas leave Philippi. The end.