Peter: Alright, so in this chapter, Paul and Barnabas go to Lystra and Derbe, and they preach the gospel there.
Lois: Oh wow, that's so cool!
Stewie: Oh, please, like that is more exciting than "The Fast and the Furious 7"!
Peter: Anyways, they appoint elders in each city, and then they continue on their journey, passing through lots of towns preaching and teaching the word of God.
Brian: Wow, that's a lot of work!
Chris: Yeah, and then it says Paul and Barnabas get stoned and dragged out of the city, but God saves them alive.
Lois: Oh my gosh!
Stewie: How did he do that?
Peter: I don't know, but it says they go back to the same cities and preach some more. Then they go to Iconium, Pisidian Antioch, and Lystra.
Brian: Man, those guys must have been exhausted by the end of the day.
Chris: Yeah, I bet they were like, "Aaahh, I need an iPhone charger!"
Lois: Oh, boys, you're so silly.