(Peter) Alright, so, in the Bible chapter Acts 8, Philip the evangelist is sent to Samaria to preach. The people are really receptive to his message and get baptized.

(Lois) Wow, that's really cool. Did anything else happen?

(Brian) Yeah, then an angel of the Lord told Philip to go to a desert road, where he encountered a man from Ethiopia. The man was reading from the book of Isaiah. Philip explained the passage to him and baptized him too.

(Stewie) And then what happened?

(Peter) Then Peter and John came to Samaria and they prayed for the people, and they all received the Holy Spirit. And then they went back to Jerusalem and preached the gospel everywhere they went. Just like the Beastie Boys said, "You gotta fight - for your right - to preach!"