Peter: Alright, so in Acts 3, we got this lame dude who's been crippled for like, forever, and he's begging for money at the temple gate and everyone's like, 'What a loser!'

Lois: Oh, Peter.

Peter: But then Peter and John come up to him and they're like, 'Hey, buddy! We can fix that!' So they pray for him and he starts to walk!

Brian: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. How did they do that?

Peter: I don't know, Brian. It's a miracle! So then everyone starts to realize, 'Hey, these two guys must be prophets, or something!'

Stewie: Like the prophets from The Simpsons Movie!

Peter: I don't know, Stewie. Anyway, Peter starts preaching and he's like, 'Hey, this is all because of Jesus' so everyone's like, 'Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's this Jesus guy?'

Lois: Well, that's when Peter starts to tell them about Jesus and how he was killed, but then rose from the dead.

Peter: Yeah, and then everyone's like, 'Holy crap! This is amazing!' So then they get baptized and start living according to the teachings of Jesus.

Brian: Wow. That's pretty cool.

Peter: Yeah, it sure is.