Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so let me tell you a bit about Acts 3!

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In Acts 3, Peter and John heal a man who has been lame since birth. They are arrested and questioned by a council, but they refuse to be intimidated by them. Peter speaks boldly and explains how the man was healed in the name of Jesus. The council is amazed and releases them.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Oh, great. Another Bible summary.