Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. I know it chapter and verse, and I'd love to tell you about it.

Alex Trebek (a hint of frustration in his voice): Uh, that's...nice, but I'm sure there's something else we can talk about.

Contestant: Oh, okay. Well, I guess I can start with Acts 1. It's the continuation of the Gospel according to Luke, and it starts with Jesus telling his disciples to wait in Jerusalem until they receive the Holy Spirit. He then ascends into heaven, and two angels appear and tell the disciples that Jesus will return in the same way they saw him go.

Alex Trebek (trying to change the subject): So, uh, what do you like to do in your free time?

Contestant: Oh, well, the disciples then meet in the upper room to wait for the Spirit, and Peter gives a speech about Judas, who betrayed Jesus, and suggests that they choose a new disciple to take his place. They end up selecting Matthias, and then the book of Acts continues with the growth of the early church.

Alex Trebek (clearly exasperated): I'm sure that's fascinating, but I think we have time for one more question.