Alex Trebek: Alright, so, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm fascinated by the Bible, so I thought I'd summarize Acts 10 for you.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) What does it say?

Contestant: In this chapter, we meet Cornelius, a Roman centurion who worships God. He has a vision instructing him to send for Peter, who is staying in Joppa. When Peter arrives, Cornelius explains his vision and Peter preaches the gospel, and the Holy Spirit falls on all who are gathered. Peter then realizes that God has chosen to include Gentiles in His salvation.

Alex Trebek: (With an exasperated expression) Well, that's...great. Anything else?

Contestant: Peter also goes to Caesarea, where he meets with some of the leaders of the church. He explains to them that God has made no distinction between Jews and Gentiles.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) Alright, that's enough about the Bible for now. Let's move on to something else.