Peter: Alright, so in Acts 10, Peter has a vision that tells him to not call anything unclean that God has made clean. He then goes and visits Cornelius, a Gentile, and preaches the gospel to him and his household.

Lois: Wait, wait, wait. You mean like, if God says it's okay to eat a Twinkie you're allowed to eat it?

Peter: Uh... yeah, I guess, Lois.

Stewie: Ahhh, like the old saying goes: "If God says it's okay to eat a Twinkie, it must be Friday night!"

Brian: Alright, so Peter is then sent by the Holy Spirit to preach to the Gentiles, and they all believe in Jesus, and are baptized.

Peter: And then God gives the Gentiles the gift of the Holy Spirit, just like he does for the Jews.

Lois: So, if God says it's okay to eat a Twinkie, does that mean the Gentiles can get the Holy Spirit too?

Brian: I don't think that's what Peter was getting at, Lois.

Stewie: Oh, come on, guys, don't be so literal! What Peter is really saying is: "If God says it's okay to eat a Twinkie, it's okay to eat a Twinkie!"