Peter: Alright, folks, so in Chapter 5 of Acts we got a real wild one. So, the high priest and his buddies are all like "oh no! the apostles are doing miracles and teaching the gospel, we gotta put a stop to this!" So they arrest 'em, but during the night an angel busts them out of jail.

Lois: Oh my God, that's just like when Harry Potter broke out of Azkaban in the third movie!

Peter: Yeah, exactly. Then the angel tells 'em to go back to the temple and preach again. So they do, and this time they get flogged by the high priest. But they still don't stop, so the high priest and the others are like "what the heck, we can't stop these guys!"

Bertram: I know, it's like the scene in the Matrix when Neo can't be stopped and Morpheus is all like "whoa!"

Peter: Yeah, exactly. So, the high priest and the others tell the apostles to stop talking about Jesus, but the apostles are like "no way man, we gotta keep preachin'!" So they do, and the whole church is filled with joy and the Holy Spirit.

Chris: Wow, it's like in The Incredibles when they all team up and have joy and happiness!

Peter: Yup, just like that! So, the High Priest and his buddies are really mad, but they can't do anything about it. The end.