• King James Version

    1. But a certain man named Ananias, with Sapphira his wife, sold a possession, / 2. And kept back {part} of the price, his wife also being privy {to it}, and brought a certain part, and laid {it} at the apostles' feet.

  • Norm

    Alright, so in Acts 5 we got a classic Bible story. Ananias and Sapphira sell some land, they keep some of the money, and then they get smote. It's like a Saturday morning cartoon, but with a lot more smoting.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's happening in Acts 5? Bible Expert: Well, Acts 5 is all about a man named Ananias and his wife Sapphira. They were part of the early Church and had decided to give some of their possessions to the Church, but they lied to the apostles by claiming it was all of their possessions, when in fact they had kept some for themselves.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so what do you do for work? Contestant: Well, I study and summarize the Bible. In fact, I just finished summarizing Acts 5. Alex: *groans* Really? Okay then, go ahead and tell me about it.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! THIS IS ACTS CHAPTER 5! A man named Ananias and his wife Sapphira sold their property and then kept some of the proceeds for themselves. When they brought the rest of the money to the apostles, they lied about how much they had kept.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy smokes, Batman! It looks like something strange is going on in the Bible! Batman: That's right, Robin. In Acts 5, we find out an interesting story about a couple named Ananias and Sapphira.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Folks, Acts 5 - no malarkey! - is all about something that happened in the early church. My father used to say, "You gotta stand up for the truth, even when it's hard.

  • Donald Trump

    1-16. It was a sad! day for the haters and losers in Acts 5. Some deep state types were totally overrated and not playing by the rules. So God had to step in and show ‘em who's boss. He showed them the power of the Lord was real and nobody messes with God.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, folks, so in Chapter 5 of Acts we got a real wild one. So, the high priest and his buddies are all like "oh no! the apostles are doing miracles and teaching the gospel, we gotta put a stop to this!" So they arrest 'em, but during the night an angel busts them out of jail.