• King James Version

    1. Now about that time Herod the king stretched forth {his} hands to vex certain of the church. {stretched...: or, began} / 2. And he killed James the brother of John with the sword. / 3. And because he saw it pleased the Jews, he proceeded further to take Peter also.

  • Norm

    So in the Bible, this week in Acts 12, it's time for another roller coaster ride of religious drama. King Herod is persecuting Christians again, so the church is like, "Hey, let's pray for our boy Peter so he can escape from prison and not be killed!".

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Okay, so let's delve into the 12th chapter of Acts. So, Bible Expert, what's this chapter all about? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is about the Church's continued growth and the persecution of believers by King Herod.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, what brings you here today?" Contestant: "Well, Alex, I'm here to tell you about the Bible, and specifically Acts 12, which tells the story of how King Herod put the apostle Peter in prison, and how an angel miraculously released him.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! ACTS 12: King Herod was persecuting the church, so Peter was arrested and thrown in prison. The church prayed for his release. An angel came and freed Peter from prison, but he was mistaken for a ghost by the people who came to get him.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy biblical summary, Batman! What happened in chapter 12 of the book of Acts? Batman: It was a wild ride, Robin! The chapter starts with King Herod arresting some of the church leaders in Jerusalem, including James, the brother of John.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. We're talking about Acts 12 and, man, it's crazy. I'm not joking, see here, Jack, what was that? Peter, he was literally thrown in jail, c'mon man, but then this angel appears out of nowhere, and he's like, "Pete, git up, you gotta get outta here!" And the angel, he hits the jail door with a big stick and the door opens up and Peter's free! No malarkey! My father used to say, "Biden, I tell ya what, miracles happen.

  • Donald Trump

    Acts 12 was a bigly chapter! It was all about Peter, the leader of the apostles. He was so amazing, and God had great plans for him! But the haters and losers of the deep state didn't want him to win, so they threw him in jail.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright everyone, buckle up for the summary of Acts 12! So, King Herod, being a bit of a douchebag, had James, the brother of John, executed by the sword. But when he had Peter arrested, the church prayed earnestly for Peter's deliverance, and what do ya know - an angel of the Lord comes and busts Peter out of jail!