• King James Version

    1. And Saul was consenting unto his death. And at that time there was a great persecution against the church which was at Jerusalem; and they were all scattered abroad throughout the regions of Judaea and Samaria, except the apostles.

  • Norm

    In Acts 8, a guy named Saul is still persecuting Christians, despite being told to stop like a million times. He's so annoying. Anyways, Philip is sent to Samaria and spreads the word of Jesus, and everyone's like "Yeah! Jesus!" and they get baptized.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Acts 8 and what does this chapter have to tell us? Bible Expert: Acts 8 is about the persecution of the early church by Saul and how the disciples spread the Gospel throughout Judea and Samaria.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Okay, so tell us a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, I'd like to talk about Acts 8. Alex Trebek: {sighs} Okay, if you must.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! In ACTS 8, you've got the story of a guy named Philip, who gets sent out by an angel to preach the good news of Jesus. He meets a guy named Simon, who was already a believer, but Philip preaches to him anyway and he gets baptized.

  • Batman

    1-40. Batman: Robin, it's time for another chapter in the Bible! This time, it's Acts 8:1-40. Robin: That's a tricky one, Batman! What's happening in this chapter? Batman: Well, after the martyrdom of Stephen, the church was scattered, and the apostles stayed in Jerusalem.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Here's the deal. Acts 8 is all about spreading the good news of what Jesus had done. This Philip guy, he was one of the first evangelists, he was out there sharing the news with everybody he could.

  • Donald Trump

    In Acts 8, we see the tremendous power of God's Word, as it spreads like wildfire throughout the world. Many people are saying that the growth of the faith is simply unbelievable. It's a great example of how God blesses those who believe in Him - and it's winning bigly!

  • Family Guy

    (Peter) Alright, so, in the Bible chapter Acts 8, Philip the evangelist is sent to Samaria to preach. The people are really receptive to his message and get baptized. (Lois) Wow, that's really cool. Did anything else happen?