• King James Version

    1. And Saul, yet breathing out threatenings and slaughter against the disciples of the Lord, went unto the high priest, / 2. And desired of him letters to Damascus to the synagogues, that if he found any of this way, whether they were men or women, he might bring them bound unto Jerusalem.

  • Norm

    So folks, in Acts 9, Saul of Tarsus is on a mission from God. He's determined to take out the Christians, but then he's converted to Christianity himself. Yeah, it's a real 180. Anyway, he's renamed Paul and he starts preaching and converting people left and right.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's dive into the Bible. What's the story of Acts 9? Expert: Acts 9 tells the story of Saul, who was persecuting the early church. He was going from place to place, destroying the church and imprisoning believers.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm currently working on summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter. I'm up to the book of Acts, chapter 9. Alex Trebek (sighs and rolls his eyes): Oh, no.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, you maggots! This is chapter nine of the Bible, and it's about Saul, who was a bad dude and was out to get Christians. But then he had a vision of Jesus and was converted to Christianity. He then changed his name to Paul and went on a mission to spread the word of Jesus.

  • Batman

    Robin: Boy, Batman, Saul sure made a dramatic transformation! Batman: Yes, indeed, Robin. He went from being one of the most vocal persecutors of Christianity to its most passionate advocate. Joker: What a twit!

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Saul was on his way to Damascus and he saw a bright light from heaven. Literally, it was brighter than the sun. C'mon, man, it was so bright he had to be led by the hand to the city.

  • Donald Trump

    In Acts 9, we see the amazing story of Saul's conversion, a "terrific" moment in the Bible! Saul, an overrated persecutor of Christians, has a vision on the road to Damascus and is told by God that he will be "huge" in spreading the gospel.

  • Family Guy

    1-22. Peter: Alright, so in Acts 9, Saul is on the way to Damascus to persecute Christians and then BAM! He gets hit with a bright light from heaven, falls to the ground and hears a voice. Brian: Oh my God, it's like that time I got hit in the head with a meteorite, and then I had to go to the hospital.