Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Saul was on his way to Damascus and he saw a bright light from heaven. Literally, it was brighter than the sun. C'mon, man, it was so bright he had to be led by the hand to the city. Now, my father used to say, "If you're gonna do something, do it big!" And that's just what Saul did. He was so changed by this light that it was like he was reborn. He was baptized and got a new name, Paul. No malarkey! He started preaching about Christ and it wasn't long before he was thrown into jail. But the Lord opened the jail doors, and Paul started preaching even more. He went to Jerusalem and caused a commotion. He was talking so much that the people wanted to kill him. So he had to escape to Tarsus. See here, Jack, it was a pretty wild ride. But Paul stayed true to his mission, and he turned the world upside down. Or uh, you know, at least he tried. I'm not joking, folks. He was a man on a mission. And I tell you what, it was a mission that was not gonna happen. Excuse me, what was that? Oh right, Paul's mission. He was determined to spread the good word of Christ, and that's exactly what he did. The end.