Listen, Jack, here's the deal. I'm not joking - no malarkey! In Acts 24, Paul stands before Felix the governor. Paul explains to him why he's innocent of any wrong-doing and why he was brought before him in the first place. Paul talks about his faith and how he worships God day and night and strives to keep a clear conscience. He even tells Felix about his hope for a resurrection of the dead - that's not gonna happen, folks!

Then Felix is scared and decides to put off any judgement until a more convenient time. He tells Paul to go free, but have a guard to make sure he doesn't do anything wrong. My father used to say, "Paul, don't do anything wrong! C'mon, man!" And Paul agrees.

But the Jews weren't happy with this. They wanted Paul to be put to death. So Felix kept Paul in prison for two whole years. See here, Jack - that's a long time!

It's a good example of justice, though. Literally. Justice should be blind, right? What was that? Justice should be blind, that's right. Excuse me.

That's the end of Acts 24, folks. And that's a wrap!