Listen, Jack, I'm not joking when I tell you what, Acts 10 is full of malarkey! C'mon, man! Here's the deal - it starts off with this guy, Peter, and he's having a dream. And no, I'm not talking about a dream he had last night - I'm talking about one he had "literally" two thousand years ago! So he's in this dream and he sees all these animals, and God is telling him to not be afraid, and to eat them. And I'm like, what was that? Well, God was telling him that it was all a symbol for something - that He wanted Peter to stop considering all people as unclean.

So then Peter goes to the house of Cornelius, and Cornelius is a gentile, so he's considered unclean. And here's the deal - Cornelius and his family are ready to accept the gospel, and they receive the Holy Spirit! C'mon, man, that's not gonna happen every day - it's a miracle! And then Peter says, "If God can give the Holy Spirit to them, he can give it to anyone!" So then they get baptized and everyone rejoices - it's a beautiful thing.

My father used to say, "Joey, never forget the lessons in Acts 10 - accept people for who they are and don't be afraid to let God work in your life." Excuse me! See here, Jack, it's a powerful chapter, and it's still relevant today. No malarkey!