Alex Trebek: Okay, so tell us a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, I'd like to talk about Acts 8.

Alex Trebek: {sighs} Okay, if you must.

Contestant: In this chapter, the Apostle Philip goes to the city of Samaria and preaches the Gospel. He performs many miracles in the city and converts many to Christianity. Meanwhile, in Jerusalem, Saul, who is persecuting the Christians, gets a vision from God telling him to go to Damascus. He does so and is converted to Christianity. He is then known as Paul and becomes a great missionary for the Christian faith. He spreads the gospel far and wide.

Alex Trebek: {exasperated} Alright, I guess that's enough about the Bible for now.