Alex Trebek: "Well, contestant, let's hear a bit about you. What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Oh, I'm actually a Bible student. I'm currently studying the book of Acts."

Alex Trebek: "Oh, uh, okay then. What can you tell me about it?"

Contestant: "Well, in chapter 20 of Acts, Paul is traveling with some of his companions and they arrive at the port of Miletus. He calls for the elders of the church from Ephesus to come to him and he speaks to them about his ministry. He tells them that he has been faithful to preach the whole will of God and also warns them of false teachers who will come in and deceive the people. Paul then leaves for Jerusalem where he is arrested, but he is eventually released. He then continues on to Rome, where he is under house arrest for two years."

Alex Trebek: "Um, okay. Anything else?"

Contestant: "Well, Paul also spends some time in Macedonia and Greece, and eventually returns to Jerusalem, where he is once again arrested. At the end of the chapter, Paul leaves Jerusalem and sails to Rome, where he remains under house arrest for another two years."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Alright then. Anything else you want to tell me about the Bible?"

Contestant: "No, that about covers it for Acts 20."

Alex Trebek: *sighs of relief* "Great. So, moving on..."