Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I thought I'd give a brief summary of the Bible. Starting with Acts 22.

Alex (with a heavy sigh): Alright...

Contestant: In this chapter, Paul was arrested for preaching the gospel in Jerusalem. He was taken before the crowd and began to explain that he had been a persecutor of Christians, and that he had been converted by a vision from Jesus. He also shared how Jesus had commissioned him to preach to the Gentiles. This enraged the crowd and they wanted to kill him, but the Roman commander intervened and had him put in prison.

Alex (with an even heavier sigh): That's...interesting. Now, how about something unrelated to the Bible?