Contestant: "Alex, I'd like to tell you about the thirteenth chapter of the book of Acts. It starts with Paul and Barnabas, who were sent out by the Holy Spirit to go on a mission of preaching and teaching in the cities of Cyprus and Galatia. Along the way, they perform miracles and preach the gospel of Jesus Christ. Eventually, they come to the city of Antioch, where they appoint elders and continue their mission."

Alex Trebek: "Ugh, not this Bible stuff again. Can't we talk about something else? Come on, I'm sure there are other things you can tell me about."

Contestant: "Well, there's still more to tell about Acts 13. Paul and Barnabas remain in Antioch for a while and then travel to Iconium. In Iconium, they preach and perform more miracles, but the people there become divided and start to persecute them. Paul and Barnabas eventually leave and go to Lystra and Derbe, where they heal a crippled man and perform other miracles."

Alex Trebek: "Oh dear. Please, let's talk about something else. Like, what did you do this weekend?"

Contestant: "Well, Paul and Barnabas then go back to Lystra and Derbe, where they appoint elders and preach the gospel. They also travel to many other cities, including Cyprus, Pisidia, and Pamphylia, before finally returning to Antioch. That's the end of Acts 13!"

Alex Trebek: "Oh no. Not again. I swear, every contestant I get is obsessed with the Bible!"