Peter: Alright, here we go. In Acts 27, Paul and his followers set sail to Rome.

Lois: Oh, like the movie?

Peter: Yeah, but this is a lot more boring. Anyway, they get stuck in a storm and lose all of their supplies. But then they get to the island of Malta and Paul gets bitten by a snake and survives, so everyone was like "Oh, this is a sign from God!"

Brian: Uh, I don't think anyone said anything like that.

Peter: Yeah, but it was like that in the "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" movie. Anyway, they get to Rome and Paul is eventually released.

Lois: Well, that was anticlimactic.

Peter: Tell me about it. I was expecting something more like when the Ghostbusters saved the day.