Peter: Alright everyone, it's time to talk about Chapter 18 of Acts. So, Paul has left Athens and headed to Corinth, where he meets Aquila and Priscilla, who were recently evicted from Rome.

Lois: Wait, wasn't there an episode of Sex and the City where they get evicted from their apartment?

Peter: I don't think so, Lois. Anyway, Paul is teaching in the Jewish synagogue every week and soon some Greeks and Jews start arguing about Paul's teachings.

Brian: Aw man, it's like that episode of Friends when Ross and Rachel fight about the couch!

Peter: No Brian, that's not what I said. Eventually, Paul gets so fed up with the arguing that he decides to leave and starts preaching in the house of Justus, a Gentile. Anyway, after that the Jews accuse Paul of blaspheming and they take him to court.

Stewie: Oh great, just like in that episode of Seinfeld when they all get arrested for stealing the marble rye!

Peter: Yeah, something like that. But Paul is not convicted because the Roman proconsul, Gallio, finds that Paul is innocent. So, he just sends them away and Paul goes on to Ephesus.

Quagmire: Just like in that episode of The Simpsons when Homer goes to Ephesus!

Peter: Yes, Quagmire, just like that. That's the end of Chapter 18.