Peter: Alright, so Acts 15. You know, I'm getting a little tired of this whole Bible thing. Let's just focus on the main points, okay? So, uh, after some debates, the church decides that Gentiles don't need to be circumcised and follow the law of Moses.

Lois: What about the food laws?

Peter: They had to abstain from blood, things strangled, and from sexual immorality. That's pretty much it.

Stewie: Wow, that sounds like the three rules of Fight Club!

Peter: Sure does, Stewie. Anyways, Paul and Barnabas were appointed to go to Antioch and deliver this decision to the Gentiles.

Brian: So, what happened next?

Peter: They traveled through Syria and Cilicia, strengthening the churches, and they appointed elders in every church. Then they went back to Jerusalem and reported to the apostles and elders.

Cleveland: And then what?

Peter: Well, they wanted to appoint someone to go back with Paul and Barnabas, so they chose a guy named Judas and Silas.

Quagmire: Sounds like a really boring movie.

Peter: Yeah, it's probably not going to be a summer blockbuster. Anyways, they wrote a letter to the Gentiles, and Judas and Silas went back to Antioch with the letter.

Lois: That's it?

Peter: Yup, that's it. So, uh, until next time!