"Well, folks, in Acts 15 we got ourselves a real religious conundrum: do Gentiles need to be circumcised to be saved? It's a tough question and it's divided the Church into two camps. But, in the end, James steps in and says no, they don't have to be circumcised and everyone is saved. Yeah, that's right - no circumcision necessary. That's what I said! So, if you're a Gentile, don't bother getting all snipped up, you're good to go! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go eat a bagel in peace. 'Cause you know what they say, when in doubt, eat a bagel!"