"Acts 19-- it's like a weird fever dream. Paul meets some disciples who only know John the Baptist's baptism, so he baptizes them. Then Paul casts out a bunch of evil spirits from a guy, and the people of Ephesus get so scared they run around town like a bunch of psychos, burning their books and shouting. Paul leaves town before the rioting starts, and then the town goes back to normal. It's like a Saturday night in Ephesus!"