Hey, folks, this is Norm MacDonald here. I'm reading through the Bible, chapter by chapter, and today we're talking about the Book of Acts, Chapter 1.

So this chapter is all about Jesus' last days. He's telling his disciples that the Holy Spirit will soon come down and give them power. Then he ascends up to heaven and the disciples are left standing around looking confused.

Then two angels show up and tell them not to worry about it, Jesus will be back soon. So the disciples get to work and nominate two new apostles to replace the one that Judas betrayed.

So the apostles get together, pray, and cast lots. And then they get the two new guys, Matthias and Justus.

And that's it. That's the Book of Acts, Chapter 1. And you know what? I'm kind of glad Jesus is coming back soon. This Bible stuff is kinda boring.