Peter: Alright, so in Acts 19, Paul is preaching in Ephesus and some of the people there get baptized. Then some of the Jews start to get jealous and stir up trouble.

Lois: Is that why they start to make silver shrines of Artemis?

Peter: Yeah. So they start to riot and they're like, "Great is Artemis of the Ephesians!"

Lois: Like the Spice Girls song?

Peter: Yeah, kind of. Anyways, Paul is about to get dragged off and beaten but the town clerk steps in and calms things down. He's like, "Look, there's no way these guys could have broken the law" and everyone just goes home.

Brian: Wow, what a way to end an episode. But then again, the show never really ends, does it?

Peter: Nope. The book of Acts is still going strong.