Lois: Alright, Acts 26. According to the Bible, this is when Paul is brought before King Agrippa and tells him his story.

Peter: Yeah, but then Paul goes on a tangent about how he used to persecuting Christians and how he had a religious experience on the road to Damascus.

Lois: Wow, that's deep, Peter.

Brian: Ah, don't get too deep, guys. Remember, this is Family Guy.

Lois: Right. Anyway, Paul is trying to tell Agrippa why it's so important for him to preach the gospel, but Agrippa isn't having it.

Peter: Yeah, and then Paul says something like, "You almost persuade me to become a Christian, like that old saying goes: 'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.'"

Brian: (laughs) That's brilliant.

Lois: Anyway, after a while, Agrippa decides to let Paul go, but Festus says that he's insane and should be sent to Rome.

Peter: Yeah, and then Paul says something like, "But I'm not insane! I'm just quoting lyrics from Eminem's 'Lose Yourself.'"

Brian: (laughs) That's amazing.