Peter: Alright, so in Acts 7, Stephen is preaching to the Jews and they get all mad at him. He's like, "I see the heavens opened and the Son of Man standing at the right hand of God!"

Lois: Wait, what?

Peter: He's talking 'bout Jesus, Lois.

Quagmire: Whoa, this is getting intense.

Stewie: Intense? This is positively 'Game of Thrones' levels of drama!

Peter: Anyways, the Jews get so mad at Stephen that they drag him outside and stone him to death.

Lois: That's horrible!

Stewie: Yeah, what a bunch of 'Jerks'!

Peter: Yeah, and then the Bible says that Stephen looked up to Heaven and asked God to forgive them.

Quagmire: What a saint!

Lois: Yeah, that's very touching.

Stewie: Touching? More like 'Titanic'-level heartbreak!