"Listen up, maggots! This is ACTS 14. Paul and Barnabas head out to Iconium, and a bunch of people follow them and believe in their message, but there are also some who don't, so they stay there a bit longer. Then they go to Lystra and Derbe, where more people come to believe in their message. Paul gets stoned and dragged out of the city, but he miraculously gets back up and keeps preaching the good news. They then travel back to the places they visited before, and appoint elders in each one. Then they go back to Antioch, where they reported what had happened on their journey. Got it?"