Listen, Jack, c'mon man, here's the deal. The Lord said to Moses, "Take Aaron and his sons and their clothing and all the other stuff I told you about and set the whole thing up for me. So Moses did what the Lord said, and he got Aaron and his sons and he washed them with water. Then he put on Aaron the holy garments and anointed him with the sacred oil and then he anointed Aaron's sons.

Then the Lord said to Moses, "Take the best of the ram and some of the other stuff and make a special offering. And don't forget the bread and the cakes and the wafers and all the other stuff I told you about. And don't forget the incense too. My father used to say that a pinch of incense goes a long way.

Then Moses took the ram and all these other things and he offered it all up to the Lord. I'm not joking, folks. And the Lord said to Moses, "This is what you need to do for permanent access to me. See here, Jack, you have to do this in order for it to be accepted. Not gonna happen otherwise.

So Moses did what the Lord said. He sprinkled some of the ram's blood on the altar and then he put some of the other stuff on it too. Excuse me, what was that? Oh yeah - he put some of the other stuff on the altar too. Literally.

And then Moses took the remainder of the ram and he burned it as a special offering. And he also took some of the other stuff and he burned it as a special offering. And that was the end of that. I tell you what, folks, that's how you do it!