Listen, Jack, here's the deal - Exodus 20 is all about God giving Moses the Ten Commandments. C'mon, man, it's literally one of the most important days in religious history. My father used to say, "When the Lord speaks to you, it's time to listen." Well, the Lord spoke to Moses and said, "I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery. You shall have no other gods before me." What was that? Not gonna happen. Then God said, "You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them." See here, Jack, that's a no-malarkey rule! Or uh, you know, God said, "You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God". I'm not joking. Then he said, "Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy", and also, "Honor your father and your mother". I tell you what, that's pretty literal. Then God said, "You shall not murder. You shall not commit adultery. You shall not steal. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor. You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." Excuse me, that's a whole lot of rules, folks! But hey, if you follow them, you'll be rewarded - literally.