Peter: Alright, so it's Romans 16.

Lois: Oh boy. Let's see what we got here.

Stewie: I'm so excited, I'm gonna go get my Transformers!

Peter: Alright Stewie, just don't forget the Allspark.

Lois: So, in this chapter Paul greets many of his acquaintances and sends them his love. He warns the Roman church about false teachers and then closes with a final blessing.

Stewie: So, basically someone like Kevin Bacon, but he's a teacher and he's not false?

Lois: No Stewie, he's false.

Peter: So, it's like the movie Footloose, but the dance is forbidden and Kevin Bacon is bad?

Lois: No Peter, it's not like that.

Stewie: What about the Allspark? I was promised the Allspark!

Lois: No Stewie, there's no Allspark in this chapter.

Peter: Well, I guess that's it then.

Lois: Yep.

Stewie: Wait, what about the Transformers?

Lois: Nope, no Transformers either.