Peter: Alrighty, Romans 3, here we go! So, Paul's all like, "What advantage then has the Jew? Or what profit is there of circumcision? Much every way: chiefly, because that unto them were committed the oracles of God."

Lois: Oh, like that song by the Backstreet Boys?

Brian: Oh, come on Lois, I think the context here is a bit different.

Peter: Yeah, Lois, this is a bit more serious than that. Anyways, Paul's like, "Therefore, by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight."

Quagmire: So, let me get this straight, no one's gonna be saved by following the law?

Joe: That's what it sounds like, Quags.

Stewie: Yeah, and Paul's all like, "Let us do evil that good may come? God forbid!"

Lois: Wow, pretty strong words there, Stewie.

Peter: Yeah, and then Paul's like, "What then? Are we better than they? No, in no wise: for we have before proved both Jews and Gentiles, that they are all under sin."

Brian: So, no one is better than anyone else when it comes to sin?

Lois: Yep, that's what it looks like.

Peter: Alright, so Paul's like, "Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin."

Quagmire: Sounds like a pretty bleak outlook, if you ask me.

Joe: Yeah, it does seem that way.

Stewie: But then Paul's like, "But now the righteousness of God without the law is manifested, being witnessed by the law and the prophets."

Lois: Oh, so there's still hope!

Brian: Yeah, that's the spirit, Lois!