Peter: Alright, so Romans 15 is all about Paul encouraging his readers to accept one another despite their differences. He says that each of us should please our neighbor for their good, in order to build them up in the faith.

Lois: That's nice, but why does it have to be so long? It's like, 'blah blah blah, please your neighbor.'

Brian: Hey, it's not my fault Paul took a whole chapter to say it. I mean, it's not like he's the Man in Black.

Stewie: But if he was, then he could just bring us all together in harmony with a sweet guitar solo.

Chris: Yeah, but he's not. He just says that we should be humble, take up each other's burdens, and give each other hope.

Meg: Yeah, but that's kinda boring. I mean, it'd be way better if he said 'let's all dance like no one's watching!'

Peter: Ugh, I guess that's why he's the Bible and not a comedy show.

Cleveland: Well, at least it's better than the last chapter. Remember when Paul said to 'use your gift to serve one another'? That was like a real snoozefest.

Quagmire: Yeah, but don't forget, Paul did say to 'rejoice with those who rejoice and weep with those who weep'. That's kinda cool.

Lois: Alright, alright, we get it. The point is, Paul was trying to tell us all to get along and help each other out.

Peter: Yeah, and that's why we should all take a page out of his book, and put away our differences. Let's all do our best to be like Paul.

Everyone: Yay!