Peter: Alright folks, let's move on to Hosea 4. It's all about God's judgement on the people of Israel for their sins. So, like, God's punishing them for, like, worshipping idols and all that. He's like, "Your country is full of murder, lies, and cheating". It's like, "Hey, you guys are never gonna get away with this!"

Lois: Well, that's not right! It's so sad.

Brian: Hey, remember that time we went to an Israel theme park?

Peter: Yeah, that was pretty cool. But back to the Bible. So, God's like, "You're gonna suffer for this" and then he's all like, "You've killed your own prophets, so you're gonna get what you deserve".

Stewie: Oh, that's awful!

Chris: Yeah, I guess God's not messing around.

Meg: Hey, remember that movie we watched about the prophet Hosea?

Peter: Yeah, that was pretty good. Okay, so then God's like, "You don't know me, but I know you". It's like, "You're gonna suffer for what you've done, but I'm still here for you".

Lois: That's really sweet, actually.

Brian: Hey, remember that time we went to the Holy Land?

Peter: Yeah, that was pretty wild. Anyway, Hosea 4 says that we should all follow the Lord and not turn away from him. He's like, "If you do, you'll be blessed and have peace".

Stewie: Oh, that's nice.

Chris: Yeah, it sounds like a pretty good deal.

Meg: Hey, remember that time we went to that biblical-themed restaurant?

Peter: Yeah, that was pretty awesome. Alright, so that's Hosea 4 in a nutshell. Let's move on.