Peter: So, uh, Hosea 3, right? Alright. So, the Lord tells Hosea to go get himself a wife, even though she's a prostitute. And then he's supposed to live with her for a few years, even though she's gonna be, like, super unfaithful and all that jazz.

Lois: So, it's like that episode of Family Guy when Peter and Brian had to pretend to be married to get an apartment?

Peter: Yeah, kind of like that. Except, instead of being married for an apartment, Hosea's getting married for, like, a spiritual lesson.

Stewie: (annoyed) A lesson in what, exactly?

Chris: I think it's like a lesson in God's love and stuff. You know, like, even though people can do bad stuff, God still loves them and stuff.

Brian: Yeah, I guess. But I don't get why God would make Hosea do something like that.

Peter: I dunno. But Hosea's so cool and awesome that he just goes along with it. He's like the Will Smith of the religious world.

Lois: Alright then, so what happens next?

Peter: Oh, right. So, after Hosea marries the prostitute, he's supposed to wait for her to love him, even though she's still gonna be unfaithful. But, eventually, she'll start to love him, and it's all part of God's plan.

Stewie: (annoyed) So, it's like that episode of Family Guy when Peter and Brian go on the road trip and they end up falling in love with each other?

Peter: Eh, kinda like that. Except, you know, with a religious twist.