• King James Version

    1. Then said the LORD unto me, Go yet, love a woman beloved of {her} friend, yet an adulteress, according to the love of the LORD toward the children of Israel, who look to other gods, and love flagons of wine.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, Hosea 3 is a real wild ride. Basically, God commands Hosea to buy his unfaithful wife back from her new lover in exchange for 15 shekels of silver and a bushel of barley. That's right, 15 shekels and a bushel of barley - what a deal! So Hosea does it, but not without making a few digs at her in the process.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's the deal with Hosea 3? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, Hosea 3 is about God’s call for Hosea to love an unfaithful wife. God calls Hosea to love his wife again, even though she has been unfaithful to him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me about yourself! What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I love reading the Bible and summarizing it chapter by chapter. For example, in Hosea 3, God commands Hosea to buy a wife from a prostitute, as a way of illustrating Israel's unfaithfulness to God.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, soldiers! Hosea 3 is about God's love for Israel, even when they have turned away from Him. He tells Hosea to go buy a wife of harlotry, and this is a representation of God's love for Israel, even though they have turned away from Him.

  • Batman

    Batman: The Lord tells Hosea to take him a wife of whoredoms and children of whoredoms: for the land hath committed great whoredom, departing from the Lord. Robin: But the Lord says that it will be a sign that the children of Israel will come back to the Lord, and shall seek him with all their heart and with all their soul.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm here to tell ya about Hosea 3. I'm not gonna lie to you, it's a wild one. My father used to say, "Hosea 3 has more twists and turns than a roller coaster". See here Jack, it's about a prophet named Hosea and his wife, Gomer.

  • Donald Trump

    Hosea 3 is an amazing chapter in the Bible and many people are saying it's one of the best! God tells Hosea to marry a prostitute and have kids with her, which is a really huge decision, believe me. He does it to show the people of Israel how God loves them despite their sins.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: So, uh, Hosea 3, right? Alright. So, the Lord tells Hosea to go get himself a wife, even though she's a prostitute. And then he's supposed to live with her for a few years, even though she's gonna be, like, super unfaithful and all that jazz.